POV˸ You are The Lone Wanderer as a baby and you're stuck in the bedroom waiting for James to come back also Hey everybody‚ did the news get around About a guy named Butcher Pete Oh‚ Pete just flew into this town And he's choppin' up all the women's meat He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks‚ wacks‚ choppin' that meat Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop All you fellows gotta watch your wifes 'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops Ever since Peter flew into town He's been havin' a ball Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around Single women‚ married women‚ old maids and all Wakes up in the morning‚ half past five Chops from sunrise to sunset I don't see how he stays alive Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete‚ yeah The police put Pete in jail Yes‚ he finally met his faith But when they came to pay his bail They found him choppin' up his cell mate That Butcher Pete is a crazy man Tries to chop down the wind and the rain Just hacks on anything he can get Say‚ turn this record over‚ you ain't heard nothing yet